Ballad in Lolspeak: Teh KatieTeh Katie:
A Ballad in Lolspeak
(for my good friend Katie Powell)
Wen cheezburgerz iz all ranned owts
And lyfes iz kinda sux,
An all yoo wanna do is powts
Becuz ur outta lux,
Dun worree cuz teh Katie'z deres
To allwais maeks yoo smiels,
An allwais she'z willinz to shaers
Her cheezburgers awiles.
Teh Katie is teh bestest frend
Dat aneewun cud has!
Liek srsly, yoo can deepend
On her, cuz she'z badass.
She has dis ozzum smilee fayse
Dat maeks yoo feel all warms,
An all her funneh joeks will chayse
Awae teh scaree stormz.
But betturz dan all uthur stuffs,
To maek yoo feel all snugs,
Teh Katie allwais givs yoo luffs
Wif epic happeh hugs.
I luffs teh Katie so so much!
So allwais I'll ensist
Dat wen it coems to frends an such,
Katie'z teh best dere is!
CORELINE: A.E.G.I.S. (Org. Sheet v.1.1?-D20M)
ALIEN EXTERMINATING GLOBAL INTERCEPT SYSTEM (A.E.G.I.S.)
A supra-gubernamental organization dedicated to the localization and extermination of hostile extraterrestrial and extra-dimensional threats, AEGIS operates above the law-and most other factions.
+AGENDA: Detect, Intercept and Exterminate hostile extra-terrestrial and extra-dimensional threats, advise and coordinate local resources towards said goal when required.
+STRUCTURE: Intelligence-gathering, advising and direct-response group.
+SYMBOL: Half of a shield with a black background and gold trim, half on an atom structure and 'A.E.G.I.S.' in white running diagonally on the shield, with half of a globe on the right side.
+MOST COMMON ALLEGIANCES: AEGIS.
+REQUISITION LIMIT: 50 (Classified).
Formed (in its home universe) in 1959 thru a secret (at the time) consortium, AEGIS was the response to the ever-more-real exposure that the 'foo fighters' were not only real, but desiring to do lots of harm. Using technology that (b
Teen Titans: Hell Hath No Fury pt III
"May I come in?"
Raven looked up from her bed, seeing Starfire's face peak from behind the door. She couldn't meditate, her mind was filled with the events that happened in the park earlier. So she had spent the last few hours laying on her bed, sulking. She knew when Starfire, Robin, and Wonder Girl returned to the Tower, as her empathic abilities felt the wave of sadness on all of them. But she didn't expect to see any of them so soon.
"Robin told me what the importance of today is." Starfire said, walking in without an invitation. Raven didn't argue. She went over and sat on the bed. "I was so selfish."
"You're in love. People in love do stupid things." Raven tried to be diplomatic, although she had to agree wholeheartedly that Starfire was being selfish and possessive.
"This love it is horrible and great at the same time." Starfire s